On a Serious Note...

You Look Like a Douche When You Do That

You may not be aware, but when you do that, you look like a total douche-nozzle.

Please don't put that in your mouth... I'm sure that thing is filthy.

I don't know who told you your makeup looks good that way, but whoever they are, they're not your friend.

Oh, I see.  You must be the one who told that other girl that her makeup looks good.

As soon as my time machine arrives in the mail, I'm gonna revisit 2003, and check out your Myspace page.

God, I hate you.

The finger she still picks her nose with has become possessed. "Redrum!" (If you didn't get that reference, you are probably too young to be using the internet without parental supervision.  Naughty, naughty. )

That's incredibly clever and original. 

You're an idiot.

 Well, that's all for now, but don't go and get all disappointed, 'cause there's more where that came from.

Because I Forgot What Day It Is, Here's Some GIFS

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More Skank Blasting, In Honor Of TheDirty.com

She's Nasty!!!  Wow she is such a ho!  Omg, this hussy is all over town, whoring up the place!  I met her at a night club where she obviously thinks she's some kind of "Club Kid", wearing so much make-up!    ...Yeah, for serious, that's her the first time I met her... Obviously, since she's such a slut, she likes to act like she's bisexual, just for attention from guys!  Here's a pic of her and her ex-girlfriend who she totally F%#ked over!                                               One day, when her girlfriend was at work, she packed up her things and left!  She eloped with some dude and stole a bunch of cash from her girlfriend! ...And then, she thought it would be cool to post this pic of Facebook with all of her girlfriend's stolen cash!  What a b*#ch!   So then she runs off with this dude, who she's only sleeping with cuz he shares his Whiskas with her!!!    But she cheats on him all the time!!!  And she'll F$^k ANYTHING! Even dogs!!!  So, she started getting into drugs and stuff, cuz of her new boyfriend.  Now that she's hooked, she's been prostituting herself on Craigslist to earn enough money to keep up her habit.  Gross what a slut!  I found this picture of her online advertising her "escort" services:  I know she's been to rehab at least once, but she started using again.  Just a warning, I wouldn't F&*k her with out a condom, cuz this b#tch is all kinds of filthy!  The last time I saw her, she was looking completely strung out.  Yuck! She's nasty, and she needs to learn her lesson!

Norway Does it Better

In the game of Who-is-Most-Deluded, the U.S. thought they were winning with the release of Rebecca Black's "Friday".   Ladies and gentlemen, meet the next contender for Miss Delusional Universe (also propagated by King Donald Trump); Tonje Langeteig, Norway's answer to Ms. Black.

 I think we have a winner.  The self proclaimed "little pretty girl trapped inside a grown-up body" makes it very clear to her audience that she has no intentions of becoming a "crappy housewife", however, offers few elaborating details.  The video also features several Caucasian rappers[?] with spastic body movements who demonstrate their wicked skills by simply repeating lines sung by Langeteig earlier in the video.  The line "I don't wanna be, I don't wanna be, I don't wanna be a crappy housewife" shows effort, but the lack of additional lyrics shows serious commitment.

  Ultimately, Rebecca Black is a child who couldn't possibly have known any better, while Tonje Langeteig is an adult who has yet to differentiate childhood fantasies from practical reality.

Tonje Langeteig VS Rebecca Black!

Some Pics of Pregnant Chicks That Make You Say "Ummm..."

Pretty clothes made from pretty different materials

Dresses made from condoms

On World Aids Day, a creative seamstress from New York decided to commemorate the day with a very interesting, painstakingly difficult wedding dress.

This particular wedding dress was fashioned from 12,500 individually colored & hand-stitched condoms.

Dress made from phone book paper

Jolios Paons, the amazing mind behind this piece of art, designed this couture dress with paper from a phone book. Fancy that now.. You have everyone's phone numbers on you. And I literally mean everyone!!

You may say it is easier to pleat paper than it is to do fabric, but I cant imagine the hours Paons might have put into it.. I applaud his brilliant creation.

Dress made from china (porcelain)

This masterpiece, designed by Li Xiaoufeng, is made entirely out of porcelain

Dress made from stuffed toys

Dress made from bubbles

Lady Gaga wore this bubblicious dress in her concert tour last March 12, 2009 at the House of Blues, San Diego, California. 

Hussein Chalayan's popular dress is made of actual plastic bubbles.

Dress made from rubber bands

Margarita Mileva, an architect working in New York City, created  the “RB Dress“, was originally created for “Wear Is Art”, a design competition in Berlin, but it continued to attract attention even after the contest ended. Milev constructed the dress by hand, painstakingly weaving an astounding 14, 235 rubber bands into an haute-couture gown. That’s approximately 4 kilograms of rubber bands.

Some more clever versions of a rubber band dress..

Made by a young woman, Ruby, for her school project,  she is now taking custom orders for dresses, gowns, costumes, etc. She’s done stuff for weddings and Halloween and she’s also been part of an exhibit in Singapore already. If you’re interested, you can email her at :rubyredulla@gmail.com..

Dress made from peacock feathers

This unique dress was featured at the Wedding Culture Expo held in Nanjing, China on Saturday, March 28, 2009. In addition to the extravagant peacock feather detail, the dress is adorned with 60 Hetian jades and costs an estimated $1.4 million USD. According to Luxury Launches, the dress is composed of 2009 peacock feathers and required 8 craftsmen 2 months to finish!

Dress made withl light sensors

here’ll be no more hiding your emotions behind that hat and scarf. It’s time to show everyone how your feeling. This unique dress, designed by Philips, willactually show everyone how your feeling! If you’re stressed or angry it turns red, but if you’re calm and relaxed it goes green. With 2 layers, the under one senses your emotion by measuring sweat and body temperature, and in turn signals the outer layer to alter its colour. Amazing!

The video dress

This video dress was designed by Turkish designer Hussein Cahalayan. His striking creation shows a time lapse of a rose opening and closing up, in a spectacular display of colours and light, created from 15.000 LEDs that are embedded in the fabric. The dress was presented at Milan Design Fair.

Dress made from duct tape

Dress made from meat

Franc Fernandez was the designer/artist responsible for creating the dress for Gaga, and confirmed that it was, in fact, made out of real meat.

Dress made with balloons

Dress made with tissue/toilet paper

Birdcage dress

Created by abstract artist Kasey McMahon, this is not just a dress that resembles a birdcage. It is an actual fully functional birdcage. Unusual dresses are taken to another level here, and I love it! So if you’re going on a night out and wanna dress a little quirky (to say the least), but can’t bear leaving your precious parrots alone…then i guess you can kill two birds with one stone, if you excuse the pun!

The sweet dress

The wedding dress is made up of cream puffs and cake frosting. Truly delicious literally.

Zipper dress

Created from 120 zippers by Sebastian Errazuriz, this unusual dress allows you to just zip or unzip it to whatever style or length you want.

Dress made from wood

Designed by Grace Johnston, this fantastic dress is made completely out of bent and laminated wood, apart from the nuts and bolts used to fix it all together. Not only does this cool outfit look like one of the most unusual dresses you ever saw, it also gives you the ability to curtsy by tugging on the metal rings at the side – raising the lower part of the dress up! How proper!

Recycled paper dress

And what better a way to help preserve the environment than making a dress out of all your used rappers, plastic bags and paper packaging?

The umbrella dress

Stylish dress created for Orbit Mist print advertising campaign

The color-in dress

The garbage bag dress

The soda can dress

Jane Tan's soda can dress

Grass dress

Creative “dress” sculpture by talented artist Robin Barcus Slonina.

Newspaper dress

Recycled newspaper dresses made by university students in China.

 Outfits made from food

Ted Sabarese shoot a series of pictures called “Hunger Pains” years ago, shows us a variety of garments with materials of vegetables, bread, fruits, etc.. The food in the apartment with a very neat that these clothes look so unique.

Paper dresses

Beautiful dresses created by Alexandra Zaharova and Ilya Plotnikov

Shopping bag dress

The perfect way for any shopaholic to recycle those extra shopping bags.

Car radiator dress

The money dress

I would rather buy dresses and shoes with that money!