Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Garden state

Last month's visit to Versailles was actually the second time I've been there. The first time was exactly 10 years ago (eeep!) with the Glee Club. We had some bonus miles from our bus company, so the group decided to use it on a day trip to Versailles. 

However, it was a Monday and the palace was closed. We only got to see the gardens, which were free. We would have been extremely bummed if not for the fact that the Versailles gardens are, like, jumongous. Never underestimate the fun-generating ability of a bunch of Pinoys with cameras.


The gardens of Versailles then... and now.


How's this for another before and after shot?



Nobody is allowed to comment on how I looked like I was stretched in post. I'm not exactly happy about this decade-long, er, expansion project. You are however allowed to comment that 10 years later, I am at least dressed better than my neneng self. By the way, this outfit is part of the two-part guest post I did for Plus Size Fasyon Mudra.


In the summer, Versailles charges a €7 admission fee for its gardens. In exchange for this little sum, you get the perfect soundtrack for a French frolic. Music from several appropriate historic periods is piped in amidst the tall green hedges, serene fountains and assorted Greek bronze figures. 



Not all of us were happy about having to pay for something that was free on our last visit. On the bright side, the music was well-chosen, discreet and did a lot to enhance the ambience and stimulate the imagination. 




Not only did I keep expecting to happen upon Marie Antoinette amidst a flock of poodles, the music  made me feel like I should be laughing a coquettish, lady-in-waiting kind of laugh and playing hide-and-seek in a powdered wig and taffeta ballgown. Makes me wish I hadn't left the talcum powder and the whalebone corset in my other handbag.

Let's Dance

Okay, I realize I'm a few days behind on my guzz. But, really Dancing With The Stars?! Nancy Grace?!!! Elisabetta Canalis?!! George Clooney's girlfriend gets a check and essentially a spot on an American TV show for getting to sleep with GC and wear a thong?! WHAT?! She already won a mirror ball trophy: Clooney. And, Nancy Grace, oy vey. Let's just say if she 'falls on her booty' I might laugh a skosh. David Arquette, Carson Kressley, Chaz, and JR Martinez I'm interested in watching actually. Good luck beating JR if he has any rythym whatsoever. Inspirational, that man. Hope Solo and Kristen C are there for the sexy factor...oh and Nancy Grace. She defines sexy. Vom. 
I'm gonna try and watch. Like I do every season.

Intense Much?

Angelina on the cover of October's Vanity Fair. 
She is making her directorial debut soon in In The Land Of Love And Honey.