5 Things You Should Never Say to Your Teacher

1. My other teacher says you should never do it that way..

2. OUCH! My back!! ...(Teacher comes running)... Just kidding. Bahahahaha!

3. Don't touch that. My fungus might be contagious.

4. You're really flexible.. I bet your husband likes that.

5. It may not look like, but my shoulders ARE relaxed. Promise.